If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING WHAT DO I DO ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES FUCK IT DROPPED MORE BABIES MY DADS LIKE GASSING...
Anonymous asked: Guess what ur dum lol.
deanisaclosetedgeek: deidaracchi: today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
sodamnrelatable: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
nostalgic-heaven: “but your opinion was different a month ago” oh my god, you’re absolutely right learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable i’m sorry for not being an immutable cunt
wonderwheels: elastic-bands: how the fuck…..
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
starscanscream: there was never anything gayer than jimmy’s happy clone
vaspim: if you ever hit an animal i will kill you