May 2013
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
castiel-is-a-assbutt:
Zis if from mein spring collection
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING...
Anonymous asked: Guess what ur dum lol.
April 2013
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
sodamnrelatable:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
nostalgic-heaven:
“but your opinion was different a month ago”
oh my god, you’re absolutely right
learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable
i’m sorry for not being an immutable cunt
wonderwheels:
elastic-bands:
how the fuck…..
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
starscanscream:
there was never anything gayer than jimmy’s happy clone
vaspim:
if you ever hit an animal i will kill you
